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    <description>We&#39;re back kids.  Sorry for missing last week, but the power went out and I don&#39;t leave the house after dark anymore.</description>
    
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    <description>We&#39;re getting close to Zombie Christmas, folks.</description>
    
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    <description>The First Annual Flint Zombie Walk was a huge success!</description>
    
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    <description>It&#39;s an historic Zombie Friday!  Why?  Today marks the 40th Zombie Friday posting!</description>
    
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    <description>Broadside Publishing has decided to launch a new yearly award to recognize the efforts of some of the awesome businesses and people that keep Flint a special place...</description>
    
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    <pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:08:00 -0400</pubDate>
    <description>Just a quick one this week, kids.  Been really hectic around here, what with the zombies and all.</description>
    
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    <pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 09:04:00 -0400</pubDate>
    <description>I can hardly believe it!  Another week wasted like a slug to the chest of a zombie.  Oh well.  Strap yourselves in!  We&#39;re going right for it!&lt;br&gt;
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    <description>Doh!  I had a placeholder message that was supposed to run last Friday except I screwed up the date so it didn&#39;t.  Sorry, kids!</description>
    
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    <description>So Saturday morning my buddy Gabe and I met at the Mountain Inn.  After a few cups of coffee we ...</description>
    
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    <description>So yesterday I was in a good mood and had plenty of time to kill.  Factoring in the fact my ...</description>
    
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    <pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
    <description>Thanks to the Cash for Clunkers deal I&#39;m now fully subsidized and can take next week off because it&#39;s a holiday weekend, I&#39;ll be in the middle of nowhere and you need to get out of the office more.</description>
    
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    <description>Recently, a Taiwanese dumpling shop opened up in Flint.  The shop, Ba Dow Oy (which means &quot;I am hungry&quot; in ...</description>
    
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    <description>Seriously?&lt;br&gt;
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    <pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 08:19:00 -0400</pubDate>
    <description>Everybody was Zombie Friday!&lt;br&gt;
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    <description>It was dead simple.  The pics are small because for some reason my phone&#39;s camera&#39;s resolution got reset.  :(&lt;br&gt;
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    <pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:22:00 -0400</pubDate>
    <description>Yet another month dispatched with a round to the head.  It&#39;s starting to get messy around here!</description>
    
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
    <description>Hey, kids!  By the time you read this I&#39;ll be well on my way north for my four day weekend retreat/fleeing from the zombie hordes.  Hope I make it to the helicopter!</description>
    
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    <description>Because a few people have asked me for the recipes for the dishes we made for &lt;a href=&quot;http://charon.blogware.com/blog/_archives/2009/7/6/4246475.html&quot;&gt;the cook-off&lt;/a&gt; I decided ...</description>
    
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    <description>Bringing you the finest in zombie-related entertainment for 30 weeks!  That&#39;s long enough to survive the zombie apocalypse!</description>
    
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    <description>Sorry for the delay.  Man, I&#39;m glad I&#39;m not being chased by zombies today.  They&#39;d get me for sure!</description>
    
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    <description>Zombie Friday is a bit somber this week, as Michael Jackson is dead.</description>
    
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    <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
    <description>Q: What&#39;s black and white and red all over?</description>
    
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    <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:40:00 -0400</pubDate>
    <description>Last season Kitchen Nightmares profiled &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tvgrapevine.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;view=article&amp;catid=62:kn&amp;id=3093:kitchen-nightmares-giuseppes-trattoria&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Giueseppi&#39;s Trattoria&lt;/a&gt; and between the family&#39;s story and the proximity my girl and I decided ...</description>
    
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