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Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:51:00 -0400

Let's kick off zombie Friday with my new favorite zombie joke:

Two zombies and a human go into a bar.

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:29:00 -0400

Zombie Friday is a bit somber this week, as Michael Jackson is dead.

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:00:00 -0400

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

Having lunch on Kitchen Nightmares

Charon — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:40:00 -0400

Last season Kitchen Nightmares profiled Giueseppi's Trattoria and between the family's story and the proximity my girl and I decided ...

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:00:00 -0400

Seven days and seven nights without zombies makes one week.

Cleaning out my pictures

Charon — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:40:00 -0400

A buddy's mom's liquor store went under. In the processes of liquidating, she sold another friend of mine some beer ...

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 10:08:00 -0400

Here we are six months into Zombie Friday... I bet you never thought you'd see the day

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:45:00 -0400

It's been a hard week and I know what you're thinking... TGIZF!

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:38:00 -0400

Huzzah! Zombies! Fridays! They go together like curry and rice noodles, no? Such a bounty we have this week. It makes one giddy!

Deconstructing Twilight: Part 1

Charon — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:41:00 -0400

Some time last year I got into an argument with Irish Girl about the Twilight series. This argument went on for months and continued until a few weeks ago. I railed against it calling it sub-par garbage teenybopper emo romance nonsense that some adult women had a disturbing attachment to.

I stand by my comments.

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 15 May 2009 09:00:00 -0400

If you recall, last week we explored the story of David, Drew and some dumb bitch named Char lein.

It's was a bad zombie story.

Poorly written.

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 08 May 2009 09:00:00 -0400

Happy 20^th Zombie Friday! Wheeeee!

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 01 May 2009 08:40:00 -0400

Time flies when you have to compile zombie media for a once a week extravaganza, lemme tell ya! Thanks to IrishGirl for the links! Into the fray we go!

My New Haircut

Charon — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 11:24:00 -0400

As you can see, I have nothing to hide.

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:03:00 -0400

This week's episode of Zombie Friday is brought to you by the letters K, E and IrishGirl! Thanks, IrishGirl!

Fast ...

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:16:00 -0400

It comes....!

Lumbering out of the west....!

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:16:00 -0400

After the rousing success of last week's zombie cake entry, I decided to look into other zombie related foods.

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:00:00 -0400

As we embark upon our 15^th edition of Zombie Friday it occurs to me that we all might be a bit peckish for something other than brains.

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 09:43:00 -0400

Once again the wheel turns 'round to Zombie Friday. And unlike last week, I'm totally on the stick, man. It ...

The Secrets of ABC's Lost Part X

Charon — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:24:00 -0400

It's been quite a while since I posted in this vein, but I saw something today that made me smile ...

Random Bits

Charon — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 11:05:00 -0400

Just a few things floating in my head today...

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:48:00 -0400

Holy rotting brains! It's Zombie Friday again!

Hey You!

Charon — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 11:06:00 -0400

Go vote for photo #5 before 3/20/09. You don't even need to sign up for an account or nothing.

Zombies ...

Arby's Roastburgers

Charon — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:12:00 -0400

As I have previously revealed, I have what can be at best described as a tenuous relationship with Arby's^®...

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 08:49:00 -0400

Sorry for the lack of undeadiness last week, gang. I literally had a dozen videos lined up and then the ...

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:14:00 -0500

You again? Awesome. Did you bring the white phosphorus and amyl nitrate? Sweet. Tomorrow's gonna be the best and least ...

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 11:10:00 -0500

Holy crap! Can you believe it's already been ten weeks of Zombie Friday? Ten awesome Fridays filled with the best ...

Mid-Michigan's Best Burger: Final Results

Charon — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 11:31:00 -0500

Love me some Googlejuice.

First, the good news is that this blog is now the number one Google result for ...

Yay for Google Rankings!

Charon — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 08:49:00 -0500

I just discovered that this blog is the eight Google result for "crayola doesn't make a color". That's pretty ...

Zombie Friday!

Charon — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 10:20:00 -0500

Zombie Friday wheel around yet again and this time it's most apropos. The re-make of Friday the 13^th hits ...