Perfect ending to this story - AKA the only redeemable ending for this story: Char lien turns into a zombie (or in the beginning someone used a garden tool on her which is why she was sitting in the yard doing nothing. Totally smacks of CIA)... she threatens to kill Drew and David goes apeshit and shoots her in the head. Drew and David continue their bro-mance in the hills of Pennsylvania where there's lots of dead relatives laying around. Because it was a strain of pork flu, the germ infested rotting bodies turn David into a zombie. Drew goes crazy and builds a pile a family parts, lights them on fire, and jumps into the blaze of gorey. Only, he wasn't intelligent enough to have dug a hole first. So he runs into aunt martha's saggy ass boob and slowly slides down her 75 year old decayed body as he finally catches fire and reaps the fate he so deserves. The end.