Ok, I didn't take the time to read all six pages you posted last week, b/c seriously who has that much time to dedicated to zombie friday shit? Really? And, not knowing what the payoff would be, and not finding the story that funny/pathetic/intriguing/whatever-it-was-you-hoped-for ... I just said "fuck it" and went along on my merry way. And judging by the fact that you got no comments last week, I'm betting that lots of other readers did the same. Live and learn. Next time more funny less reading. That being said, this weeks post was tootsweet. Back to the funny right from the start. Good stuff. I had to stiffle my giggles to avoid an unpleasant situation where my boss would walk in, eat a grape from my lunch (that I secretly licked), and then tell me to pack my shit and go "b/c nothing is funny at work." So, thank you for making me almost lose my job. U so crazy. Kisses Irish Girl