I think there is a special place in the psych ward for individuals who take pics of their food (or other people's food) before eating it. And, yes, I'm referring to your Mongolian BBQ pic. That being said, I truly did LOL at the visual of a snoring, twitching paraplegic doing an interpretive dance to describe what a hamburger tastes like. Rock on! Oh and props on the Harry Potter/Twilight slash fic reference. We all need more visuals of Edward and Harry blowing each other to get us through the day. Kisses - IG