I read this. It was irritating and smug. It is not "funny" to apply upscale, academic terms to a poodle - as if to suggest that poodles who create and/or appreciate the genre cannot identify the meanings you so cleverly "deconstructed." Funny you weren't smart to realize your "essay" was vaguely anti-poodle and severly breedist. You faux-intellectual, pompous, post-graduate... Ok, in all seriousness your deconstruction really has failed to answer the most important questions... what the hell is Funky Cold Medina and where do I get it?! :-)