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View Article  Zombie Friday!
Just a quick one this week, kids. Been really hectic around here, what with the zombies and all.   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
I can hardly believe it! Another week wasted like a slug to the chest of a zombie. Oh well. Strap yourselves in! We're going right for it!
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View Article  Zombie Friday!
Doh! I had a placeholder message that was supposed to run last Friday except I screwed up the date so it didn't. Sorry, kids!   more »
View Article  The Accident
So Saturday morning my buddy Gabe and I met at the Mountain Inn. After a few cups of coffee we ...   more »
View Article  Pickles!
So yesterday I was in a good mood and had plenty of time to kill. Factoring in the fact my ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Thanks to the Cash for Clunkers deal I'm now fully subsidized and can take next week off because it's a holiday weekend, I'll be in the middle of nowhere and you need to get out of the office more.   more »
View Article  Taiwanese Lunch
Recently, a Taiwanese dumpling shop opened up in Flint. The shop, Ba Dow Oy (which means "I am hungry" in ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Seriously?

Thanks to Matt, Zombie Friday has folded back onto itself. It's an ouroboros of the undead.
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View Article  Zombie Friday!
Everybody was Zombie Friday!

Yet another week has dropped like a head-shot zombie and we find ourselves asking that same ...   more »
View Article  Beet-infused Vodka
It was dead simple. The pics are small because for some reason my phone's camera's resolution got reset. :(

The ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Welcome back to the 27th annual Zombie Olympics! We're entering the finals of the zombie-themed YouTube clips today and we see some strong competition...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Yet another month dispatched with a round to the head. It's starting to get messy around here!   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Hey, kids! By the time you read this I'll be well on my way north for my four day weekend retreat/fleeing from the zombie hordes. Hope I make it to the helicopter!   more »
View Article  The Cook-off: Behind the Scenes
Because a few people have asked me for the recipes for the dishes we made for the cook-off I decided ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Bringing you the finest in zombie-related entertainment for 30 weeks! That's long enough to survive the zombie apocalypse!   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Sorry for the delay. Man, I'm glad I'm not being chased by zombies today. They'd get me for sure!   more »
View Article  The Clio Menards Sucks: An Open Letter
I've got a serious problem with Menards. I won't repeat myself so please see the below letter which explains the ...   more »
View Article  Fourth of July
My girl's family has a cook-off on the Fourth of July and this year was my first year of competition. ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Let's kick off zombie Friday with my new favorite zombie joke:

Two zombies and a human go into a bar.    more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Zombie Friday is a bit somber this week, as Michael Jackson is dead.   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Q: What's black and white and red all over?   more »
View Article  Having lunch on Kitchen Nightmares
Last season Kitchen Nightmares profiled Giueseppi's Trattoria and between the family's story and the proximity my girl and I decided ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Seven days and seven nights without zombies makes one week.   more »
View Article  Cleaning out my pictures
A buddy's mom's liquor store went under. In the processes of liquidating, she sold another friend of mine some beer ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Here we are six months into Zombie Friday... I bet you never thought you'd see the day   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
It's been a hard week and I know what you're thinking... TGIZF!   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Huzzah! Zombies! Fridays! They go together like curry and rice noodles, no? Such a bounty we have this week. It makes one giddy!   more »
View Article  Deconstructing Twilight: Part 1
Anyone who knows me knows that I’m a huge fan of books   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
If you recall, last week we explored the story of David, Drew and some dumb bitch named Char lein.

It's was a bad zombie story.

Poorly written.    more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Happy 20th Zombie Friday! Wheeeee!   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Time flies when you have to compile zombie media for a once a week extravaganza, lemme tell ya! Thanks to IrishGirl for the links! Into the fray we go!   more »
View Article  My New Haircut
As you can see, I have nothing to hide.
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