Our lead story is pretty awful. But it looks like the zombie apocalypse has begun.
In Texas.
You are not surprised.
On a whim, I Googled "lolzombie". I found a cute little LliveJournal dedicated to this mystical art. See?
Check out more here.
I also discovered a zombie-themed YTMND today.
Did you know Google has 1,660,000 listings for "zombie porn". You do now. In fact, this helpful guy has created a list of zombie-sex movies and categorized it.
He also went to prom alone.
You are not surprised.
Time for another zombie game! This time we capitalize on the popularity of Cooking Mama and the hunger of the undead!
Finally, in case you ever travel back to the 70's and go on a date, you'll need to know how to properly make a quaint little cocktail known as a zombie.
That's it. I'm drunk now. Let's stop at Gillie's for brains and gravy.
