Two zombies and a human go into a bar.
The first zombie says to the other zombie, "Graaaghaa haarann margahhaa naaarrrrrrgnn!"
The other zombie says "Hrraaaaa Maggaa GRAMMA GRAMMA bargh nrrrrhr!"
And then they eat the human.
Ha! Zombie Friday, bitches!
For starters I found the most terrifying brunch I never want to go to.
You now what I love? Asian cinema. Where else could you get that satisfying blend of samurai, zombies and ultra-violence. fair warning: may not necessarily be worksafe.
What Zombie Friday is complete without a LOLCat zombie reference?
Oh what the hell. Have a second one on the house.
Zombies have even infiltrated our economic strategeries.
Ever a popular target for zombie jokes Jesus takes yet another beating. Motivational poster style even.
Do you know what to do in a zombie emergency? Does you family have a plan? Better consult this handy chart then.
That's it for this week, folks! Have a safe and happy Fourth of July weekend and try to aim the Roman candle into the zombie's eye socket!
