First up: who doesn't love a LOLcat/zombie mashup? Commies, that's who!
Zombies. We know they date. We know they break up. We know they have nightmarish brunches together. Who knew they had pinup girls??
I once saw a movie called "God Hates You". One segment in it was about zombies having to campaign for civil rights. I thought all of that foolish until I saw this blatant display of bigotry.
How do you know it's a slow news day? When NPR does a story on zombies. At least you better pray it's because of a slow news day.
Finally, researchers in Texas have released a non-native fly species into the environment in order to create zombie fire ants. Absolutely nothing could go wrong with this idea.
That's it for this week! Join us again as next week as we continue more than six months of lumbering across the zombie landscape in search of brains!
I mean zombies.
