I can't believe we've come so far. It all started one Friday long ago when a lonely Internerd happened upon a couple awesome zombie-related clips on the same day and decided to share them with the world. Anyone with a shingle and a dream, eh? And here we are today, the international corporate entity that is Zombie Friday. Being a traditional man I Googled the traditional gift for a 20th anniversary and as it turns out, it's China! So that's what you can get me: China! Mainly because I'm hooked on the chow mei fun shanghai at the take-out joint down the road.
I have a special treat for you today. No inlined images. No silly Photoshops. Today is unbridled awesome. I came across what apparently is the beginning of a zombie story.
It's a bad zombie story.
Poorly written.
Apparently by a 12 year-old.
A 12 year-old with ADHD.
Who has been doing rails of coke.
Coke cut with Pixy Stix.
Who thinks it's wicked awesome to swear. Fuck yeah! It adds drama and shit!
These pages I present to you.
I don't know why I do such nice things for you!
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Page 6
Now, aren't you glad you read that? Pretty speechless aren't you? That being said, I told you that story to tell you this one. What exactly does that mean? I'll tell you, my pretties.
Next week.
Seriously. This will be fun.
