Time flies when you have to compile zombie media for a once a week extravaganza, lemme tell ya! Thanks to IrishGirl for the links! Into the fray we go!

A few short film offerings are on tap this week. And helpful ones at that. Case in point, here's what I learned from this first film:

Zombies have an excellent sense of irony. Watch for the guy in the extra points for the guy in the STARS shirt at :20 for extra points.

Just as the British call a trunk a boot and a cop a bobby, they have a special term for zombies: bitey corpses.

Zombies are slow and stupid but panicky people are slower and stupidererer.

Zombies have an impeccable sense of drama.

Join me in my quest for knowledge!



Wilderness Survival: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse

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You never stop to think about it, but how do zombies instinctually know what to do? Hint: They don't! It's a little known fact that once you become a zombie you are immediately sat down with Ed, the day manager with the pit stains, and he makes you watch this zombie training film. A word to the wise, don't go out for drinks with Ed. Just ask Denise.

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And the winner for best slide show depicting (for the most part) zombified animals with the oddest soundtrack goes to:

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Finally, a sort of triple entendre... This week we got a look at the new Michael Myers from Rob Zombie's followup to his Halloween remake, H2. See? Cuz the director is a zombie. And so is Michael Meyers!

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Until next week! If it ain't fresh it's probably a zombie!