Lead strong is what I say, and few are stronger than the mighty Onion. Today we travel back to 2002 when the dietary needs of zombies were seriously addressed.
In a dramatic reversal of decades-old medical wisdom, the late Dr. Albert Rossum, director of the O'Bannon Institute For Postmortem Nutritional Studies, recommended an all-brain diet for zombies Tuesday.
"Our research indicates that live human brains are not merely the cornerstone of a healthy diet; they are, in fact, the only food an active adult zombie should consume at all," Rossum said during a press conference at the institute, located at the State University of New York at Stony Brook. "A daily three-pound serving of brains supplies all the vital sugars, neurons, and ganglia essential to promoting zombie fitness and slowing the decomposition process."
Holy crap! Two zombie food pyramid gags in one post! How lucky can you get?!?
Check out these awesome cupcakes. Red velvet raspberry cake with French vanilla cream cheese frosting topped with a chocolate brain
Why settle for the cutsey Precious Moments style zombies to top your wedding cake when there's a perfectly good cake topper depicting the Wedding of Spider-man and Mary Jane Watson courtesy of the Marvel Zombies mini-series.
Would you look at that thing? That's some serious nerdery right there. Someone is lucky to talk to a woman, let alone marry one.
Annnnnnd finally, another awesome zombie cake sees us back home again.
Tell a friend about Zombie Friday! And be back here next week! But take your shoes off next time, knave!
