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View Article  Zombie Friday!
Once again the wheel turns 'round to Zombie Friday. And unlike last week, I'm totally on the stick, man. It ...   more »
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It's been quite a while since I posted in this vein, but I saw something today that made me smile ...   more »
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Just a few things floating in my head today...   more »
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Holy rotting brains! It's Zombie Friday again!   more »
View Article  Hey You!
Go vote for photo #5 before 3/20/09. You don't even need to sign up for an account or nothing.

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View Article  Arby's Roastburgers
As I have previously revealed, I have what can be at best described as a tenuous relationship with Arby's®...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Sorry for the lack of undeadiness last week, gang. I literally had a dozen videos lined up and then the ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
You again? Awesome. Did you bring the white phosphorus and amyl nitrate? Sweet. Tomorrow's gonna be the best and least ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Holy crap! Can you believe it's already been ten weeks of Zombie Friday? Ten awesome Fridays filled with the best ...   more »
View Article  Mid-Michigan's Best Burger: Final Results
Love me some Googlejuice.

First, the good news is that this blog is now the number one Google result for ...   more »
View Article  Yay for Google Rankings!
I just discovered that this blog is the eight Google result for "crayola doesn't make a color". That's pretty ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Zombie Friday wheel around yet again and this time it's most apropos. The re-make of Friday the 13th hits ...   more »
View Article  Mid-Michigan's Best Burger: Final Round
(As chronicled here, there's currently a contest/promotion for the best burger in mid-Michigan)

Thanks for the help, guys! The ...   more »
View Article  Epicurean Roadhead
I have a new favorite thing.

I stumbled across ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com today and it's a joy to behold. Acting partly as ...   more »
View Article  Goodbye, Don!
Don Williamson, center of much controversy and probably source of corruption in Flint has announced that he's "retiring" one week ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Holy cow! Been a busy day so I apologize for the small haul.

The Live Journal Random Image Generator was ...   more »
View Article  Texting From Beyond
I just discovered I can log in to the Verizon Web site, set up a text message and tell the ...   more »
View Article  Mid-Michigan's Best Burger
Hey, gang...

Look, I hardly ever do this type of thing but this is a cause I believe in...

My ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Zombies have been in the media this week, kids! I've been getting zombie submissions from all over.

Leading off the ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Is it Friday already?? "Zombies as Art" is todays theme, friends. Who says the undead lack aesthetic value? Certainly not ...   more »
View Article  Previously on Lost...
Seeing as Lost is back I found this apropos. And then I found it hilarious. I'll get to the zombies ...   more »
View Article  Lost is Back!
I'm doing my happy dance, kids and you should be too. After a 236 day hiatus my Wednesday nights are ...   more »
View Article  Yahoo! Answers
It's like crack. It's like a trainwreck. It's like a trainwreck of a train that was carrying a lot of ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
I had a brush with undeath the last couple days. Wednesday night I came down with the flu. I stopped ...   more »
View Article  Jim Balent Has Issues
Jim Balent is a comic book artist with a breast fetish. I mean, hey! I'm a tit man myself but ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
I wasn't sure at first how to take this video. Someone modded Left 4 Dead so that the zombies don't ...   more »
View Article  Crayola Does't Make a Color
Last weekend I was driving around doing some errands and naturally I was listening to NPR. Come on, I mean ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
We're back! Sorry for the delay. I blame the egg nog. Or the gin. Or the vodka. Or the beer.   more »
View Article  Zombie Victory!
This blog is now the top Google result for Zombie Friday.

Life is good.   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday Lives!
Sorry. Sleet and snow may not stop postal carriers, but it seems to hang up the recently deceased.

More on ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Is this a new thing? Probably!

Will I get bored with it? Maybe!

Until then, for your viewing pleasure...










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View Article  Call in to Work Gay Day
Once I got to thinking about this Call-in-to-work-gay day thing, I realized how poorly it was planned.

What if you ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Both of these made me very happy.





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View Article  A Thing
I just had an idea for a Monty Pythonesque sketch that sent me into giggles.

The scene opens on a ...   more »
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