Zombie Friday wheel around yet again and this time it's most apropos. The re-make of Friday the 13^th hits theaters today and if anything, Friday the 13^th is a zombie tale at heart. Jason is the poster child for 1980's slasher films. He's savage. He's totally unrelenting. Nothing will sate his blood lust. In many ways he's to murder sprees what Ben is to golden showers. I mean seriously, dude. We get that it's your thing, but no one else is interested. Stop sending that stuff to my phone.

Moving on.

Sometimes it's good to challenge your perception of reality. For example, you know the lore. You've read World War Z and watched zombie survival films. But, would you really know what to do, how to act in the case of an actual outbreak of the undead? Hypnotist Derren Brown poses this question to one poor unsuspecting bastard.

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That guy lost his shit. But I know of at least one intrepid soul who knows how to respond correctly to a real zombie attack. No foolin'. He was attacked by zombies.





Enjoy your Valentine's Day. Cuddle up with someone special and show them the eyeball scene from Zombi. It's the right thing to do!