I stumbled across ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com today and it's a joy to behold. Acting partly as a showcase of unhealthy but delicious food (and partly as gastronomic porn), each entry is complete with a photo of the offending/arousing foodstuff as well as a link to its source.
After flipping through the pages (currently only six) I decided what I would eat from the displayed list:
Loosiana Gator Dog
Deep Fried Peanut Butter-Covered Brownie Wrapped In Cookie Dough
The Garbage Plate (I've actually eaten these before. They're delicious. Even more so after alcohol!)
French Fry-Encased Hot Dog On A Stick
Deep Fried Mars Bar
The Hamdog
Giant Breakfast Burrito (That's goddamn ridiculous.)
Spaghetti Meatball On A Stick
Welsh Rarebit (I've had this. Much better than it sounds.)
Deep-fried Twinkie On A Stick Dipped In Chocolate Syrup
Deep Fried Coca-Cola
60 Pound Rice Krispy Treat
The Gastronomic Surprise Maxi Rainbow 24 Scoop Ice Cream Sundae
Brick Of Cheese
Apple Pie Topped With Hot Cheddar Cheese (Sounds weird, but cheddar is amazing on apple pie)
The Kitchen Sink
Deep Fried Tater-Tots And Mac'N'Cheese On A Stick
Waffle Couch
Frito Pie (Though an exact description would be nice.)
The Ultimate Snack Stadium
Now that I've bared my soul, tell the truth and shame the devil. Which of these unhallowed treats would pass your lips?!?
Also, yes, I did Google "roadhead" to make sure if it was one word or two.
