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View Article  Zombie Friday!
Zombies have been in the media this week, kids! I've been getting zombie submissions from all over.

Leading off the ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Is it Friday already?? "Zombies as Art" is todays theme, friends. Who says the undead lack aesthetic value? Certainly not ...   more »
View Article  Previously on Lost...
Seeing as Lost is back I found this apropos. And then I found it hilarious. I'll get to the zombies ...   more »
View Article  Lost is Back!
I'm doing my happy dance, kids and you should be too. After a 236 day hiatus my Wednesday nights are ...   more »
View Article  Yahoo! Answers
It's like crack. It's like a trainwreck. It's like a trainwreck of a train that was carrying a lot of ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
I had a brush with undeath the last couple days. Wednesday night I came down with the flu. I stopped ...   more »
View Article  Jim Balent Has Issues
Jim Balent is a comic book artist with a breast fetish. I mean, hey! I'm a tit man myself but ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
I wasn't sure at first how to take this video. Someone modded Left 4 Dead so that the zombies don't ...   more »
View Article  Crayola Does't Make a Color
Last weekend I was driving around doing some errands and naturally I was listening to NPR. Come on, I mean ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
We're back! Sorry for the delay. I blame the egg nog. Or the gin. Or the vodka. Or the beer.   more »
View Article  Zombie Victory!
This blog is now the top Google result for Zombie Friday.

Life is good.   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday Lives!
Sorry. Sleet and snow may not stop postal carriers, but it seems to hang up the recently deceased.

More on ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Is this a new thing? Probably!

Will I get bored with it? Maybe!

Until then, for your viewing pleasure...










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View Article  Call in to Work Gay Day
Once I got to thinking about this Call-in-to-work-gay day thing, I realized how poorly it was planned.

What if you ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Both of these made me very happy.





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View Article  A Thing
I just had an idea for a Monty Pythonesque sketch that sent me into giggles.

The scene opens on a ...   more »
View Article  The Wicker Man
I watched the Nic Cage remake last night.

Matt, you know I'm a Cage apologist. You know this. We've had ...   more »
View Article  Mumbai
Jesus wept.   more »
View Article  Bike Hero
Guitar Hero as played via a bicycle. This is one of the more amazing things I've seen recently.

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View Article  M_nd_te: I'd like to buy a vowel, please.
In 2004 President Bush won the election 51% to 48% over Senator John Kerry. The numbers were roughly:

Bush ~62 ...   more »
View Article  A New Day
Thank you.

Thank you all.

Congratulations to us.

Let's do some work...   more »
View Article  I Spit On Your Grave
An apropos film for Election day? You decide...

So I finally watched this last night. I never had the stones ...   more »
View Article  A Brief Election Anecdote...
Last election, my uncle was standing in line, waiting to vote. Two men behind him were talking animatedly how they ...   more »
View Article  Rent-to-Own: My Soul
working at Lease-Our-Shit was a visceral eye-opening experience.

think about that statement for a moment.

that's coming from me.

for ...   more »
View Article  Take On Me: Translated
See... this version makes much more sense...



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View Article  Palin/Couric: The Cutting Room Floor
Oh my.

So, recall how awkward Palin was when she said she reads all magazines and newspapers?

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah.

And recall ...   more »
View Article  Return of the Flint Gang Rumor!
Anyone who's read this blog with any regularity knows that I've had some strange Googlejuice over the years. I've been ...   more »
View Article  Oh Shit! ACORN Will Destroy Us!
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View Article  Saturday Lunch: The Bloggening!
So I went to Mongolian for lunch on Saturday. Because my stomach wasn't torn up enough Friday night's beerfest, you ...   more »
View Article  Pimping is Hard
It's far from an original thought but it amused me so I made this today:


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View Article  I bought myself a thing!
The Deluxe Edition DVD of Watership Down should be here tomorrow. Do you want to come over and watch it? ...   more »
View Article  McCain's Last Gasp
Palling around with terrorists? Seriously? Sigh. As we run up to the election I've been hearing some of my lefty ...   more »
View Article  The Gang Initiation Rumor
Yesterday I get a text message from someone I'll call "Friend A".

Friend A: I heard this from a cop ...   more »
View Article  My Debate Prediction
It will be a bloodbath. The sort of thing even the strong of heart turn from.

It will be as ...   more »
View Article  New Ad Attacking Barack
I'm still learning video editing but I finished my first project!

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