It's like crack. It's like a trainwreck. It's like a trainwreck of a train that was carrying a lot of crack.

I can't help myself. I have to check Yahoo! Answers a couple times a day. And it's a good thing. Because today I found this posting:

When is The Raptor coming after us?

Preacher was talking to some of the older men and said we is now in the End of Times. That had me concerned because I just took out a subscription. I couldn't make out too much of the rest because I was a-hiding in the hayloft, but he said A Raptor was coming to scoop up all us Believers and leave the rest of the world for Auntie Christ.

I saw the movie Jurassic Park, so I ain't waiting around for no raptor. Should I change my religion now? Or wait until the last minute? Will Auntie Christ serve cookies like my Auntie Anna Nicole?

Never change, people. Never change.

Update:

Special thanks to Sya for sending me the link to this brilliant piece of Yahoo! Answers pwnage