Jim Balent is a comic book artist with a breast fetish. I mean, hey! I'm a tit man myself but this guy's got me beat all over. Think of Rob Liefeld's approach to human anatomy. At least Balent's women don't have three inch waists. But seriously, the titties defy description

Anyway, Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose is the name of Balent's cheesecake comic book. All the women have literally impossible bodies and walk around naked a lot fighting each other with magic and swords, hanging out with the undead and having sex. Full disclosure: I own a couple issues.

Because, that's why.

Shut up.

I did eventually stop buying it because it really is a terrible comic. Little did I know how bad it eventually got. Please to be clicking here to read a very funny review of what apparently was the worst issue of all.

Props to Dinsmore for bringing this to my attention in the comments of last week's Zombie Friday. In addition to being one of the most brilliant comic's of our time, he also has an extensive musical career and a burgeoning film career!

Note: I've just been informed that Jeff is not Dinsmore. However, I wanted to whore out those Flickr links because they tickle me. I have to assume it's Cassidy instead. What's up, Cass?

If I'm wrong this time, fuck it.

And you know what? Upon further review, I don't feel guilty about owning some Tarot's. I mean, did you read what I wrote?


All the women have literally impossible bodies and walk around naked a lot fighting each other with magic and swords, hanging out with the undead and having sex.


Good stuff.

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