So the other day I got a call from an unrecognized number. I Googled the area code and it turns out to be in Florida. Hmm. My friend Donna in in Florida. Maybe it's Donna.

I'm on another line so I push my Ignore button. Soon I'm greeted by the whistling splendor of "Twisted Nerve" indicating I have a voicemail.

It's some guy named Nick (or Nate). He's thinks this is Shane's number and wants Shane to call him back.

I am not Shane.

I delete the message.

Today I get another call from the same number. The same scenario plays out. However, this time the message is a little more urgent.


Hey, Shane man. This is Nick (Nate?). I'm just callin' to see if you go any 30's or somethin', man.

Gimme call back.

Uh.

XXX-XXX-XXXX.



Unfamiliar with the term "30's" I Google it and it would seem my friend is trying to score morphine.

What do I do? Do I simply tell him he has a wrong number? Do I do the same but warn him about soliciting drugs from strangers? Do I pretend to be the policecops?

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!