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View Article  Rachel Ray: Terrorista or Barista?
Rachel Ray is a terrorist!

Well, not really.

It seems that Michelle Malkin, a woman who makes her living opening ...   more »
View Article  Morgan: The Motion Picture: The Trailer
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View Article  Victory is Mine!
Did it really have to be this difficult?

I kept hearing how easy it was to make your own ringtones. ...   more »
View Article  Progress!
OK!

Now that Ii figured how to get around Verizon preventing me from making free ringtones, I'm taking suggestions. I've ...   more »
View Article  Money Discriminates Against the Poor
It's official: Money discriminates against blind people.

Stupid blind people. What with all their fancy canes and bringing their dogs ...   more »
View Article  Yet Another Jeffrey D. Album
Tried a new technique today. For the techies out there it's a way to create vectorized pop-art version a raster ...   more »
View Article  Dirty Jobs: Chris Hansen Edition
Hey there. What up? I'm just chillin'here. Say, blood, I got someone to introduce you to. Meet Taylor:







Mmmmmhmmmmmm. Boy ...   more »
View Article  Won't Get Fooled Again
An IM exchange today...

Harmon (3:55 PM):
http://tech.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/05/20/1841243&from=rss
Harmon (3:58 PM):
I'm trying to decide if the cool outweighs the ...   more »
View Article  An Excerpt from McCipedia

Gnus:



Either of two large African antelopes (Connochaetes gnou or C. taurinus) having a drooping mane and beard, a long ...   more »
View Article  New Album This Thursday!
Just playing with the pen tool today. I did my first extraction using it last week and I was so ...   more »
View Article  I am so sad right now...
I want this to be true. What kind of world is it that this is not true???

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View Article  Wednesday Night: In Which Things Get a Little Blue
So last night I'm at my local drinking establishment. I walk up to the bar and this guy to my ...   more »
View Article  Feeling Creative: Political Posters: Updated!
So, I was feeling creative today (hence this post's title) and I decided to try my hand at some political ...   more »
View Article  Tech Test
first video embed test


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View Article  Forks and Spoons
Having just finished Michael Crichton's latest novel I found it apropos that a recent xkcd took a stroll through Crichton's ...   more »
View Article  My Haunted Labor Day II: The Hauntedening!
It was nearly a year ago when I went on My Haunted Labor Day Weekend. Owing to the fact ...   more »
View Article  Hillary 2600
I was feeling creative today, see? And there was this tutorial I'd been wanting to try, see? It really isn't ...   more »
View Article  Recursive Roarke
So I open up my browser today and I'm greeted by yet another horrific headline from Iraq. Accompanying this article ...   more »
View Article  Tech Support II: The Tech Supportening
So I get a call from a client today. It seems she's getting an error message when she is using ...   more »
View Article  Too much time on my hands...
So my buddy Harmon showed me this picture of the Space Shuttle Endeavour launching the other day. He remarked how ...   more »
View Article  March Madness!
Today my buddy Ron e-mailed roughly 80,000 people from his contact list with his March Madness hullabaloo as well as ...   more »
View Article  Dreaming Dreams No Mortal Ever Dared to Dream Before...
It happened early this morning. On reflection I want to think it was all a dream. Except I know it ...   more »
View Article  The Secrets of ABC's Lost Part V
So... Lost...

I was kinda underwhelmed.

Yeah. I'm as surprised as anyone. I mean we waited, what, like eight and ...   more »
View Article  An Odd Occurrence
So today I received a call from a regular client that for the purposes of this entry ...   more »
View Article  You knew it was coming.
Lost is back next week. I just finished Season One of Heroes. Maybe I can cram in the 11 episodes of Season Two before?

In summation: Yay!
View Article  To Steve and Deb...
Hi, guys!

I had a little free-time this morning so I whipped out some new larger versions of the image/logo ...   more »
View Article  Non-Awesome Tech Support from eBay.
It's been a while since I was on eBay. But I decided a couple weeks ago to start looking for ...   more »
View Article  To: Jon, Larissa, Stacy and Laya...
Sorry guys. In a fit of spring (or winter, rather) cleaning I accidentally deleted one comment from each of you.

And I think I blocked you too. When you get a chance, post a test comment. Please. If you can't drop me a line at jon period mccarron at yahoo period com.

Shit. My bad.
View Article  AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT OF INTERNATIONAL SIGNIFICANCE:
At 2:30 PM EST today, Morgan Alannah McCarron, weighing in at 7 pounds 13, ounces officially made me an uncle.

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View Article  So, I lost a friend today...
I was never really a fan of little dogs.

Little dogs were yippy. They nip one's fingers. Moreover, you couldn't ...   more »
View Article  David R. Usher or: The Long-term Effects of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
So my friend Monica... In IM she calls herself baobab, which is an African tree. I guess she does this ...   more »
View Article  Contest Results...
Thanks to everyone who voted and helped my friend Jon win the contest!

As soon as he has a scan of his prize I'll post it.
View Article  Assistance needed in Adam Rex contest.
Hey!

Cartoonist Adam Rex (Author of New York Times bestseller Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich is holding a contest. He asked ...   more »
View Article  My Haunted Labor Day!
So I spent my four-day weekend up north on the annual canoe trip. However, this time we went to my ...   more »
View Article  I've officially jumped the shark.
How do I know? Because... Today I created my first LOLCatz image.



Also, I know it's horrible but this one ...   more »
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