It's official: Money discriminates against blind people.

Stupid blind people. What with all their fancy canes and bringing their dogs wherever they want. You know what would happen if I brought my dog to the store?? That's right! It'd shit all over the place! I swear it eats garbage just to make me mad! But I digress. You think you got it bad, blind people? Well let's talk about a group of people that money really discriminates against: poor people! That's right! Poor people ain't never got no money and the rent is always due! In fact, the super come 'round the trailer the other night talkin' "Where's my money?" and I ast him "Money?!? Sheeeee-it! Why come you ain't can't get none of my hot water working??? You know the trailer park dance's tomorrow and Sally Ann don't let no one near her puddin' lessin' he took his weekly bath whether he needed it or not, I don't care what Lester says down at that gee-rage of his!"

In summation:
I want to punch everyone involved in the face.

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