So I open up my browser today and I'm greeted by yet another horrific headline from Iraq. Accompanying this article is the following image:



So, naturally my reaction is to make this:



After showing it around to a few of my friends because, honestly it's pretty fucking funny, Dinsmore asked me to do something with this:



I gave him a few minutes of my precious time, squeezed real hard and produced this:




Does it not conjure echoes of antideluvian terrors? What eldritch darkness lurks in Roarke's heart? See you not the gleam of Nyarlathotep in his wicked eyes? Woe be to the unwary traveler who crosses his path in the forest mists below.