Last election, my uncle was standing in line, waiting to vote. Two men behind him were talking animatedly how they were excited about voting for George W. Bush a second time. Being a Nosey Nelly, my uncle turned and injected himself into the conversation:

"If you vote for Bush you're either rich or stupid."

The men stopped, blinked and one rather indignantly replied to my uncle.

"I'm not rich!"

My uncle simply replied "There you go." and turned back around.




Think.

Then Vote.

Thank you.