Palling around with terrorists? Seriously? Sigh. As we run up to the election I've been hearing some of my lefty friends wondering aloud what emergency last-minute tactics (or strategies) the McCain camp will produce on election day. Will they attempt to send voters home? Will they deny black people the opportunity to vote? Will they raise a stink about people wearing Obama gear? Perhaps... However, I've compiled a short list of strategies (or tactics) I think are far more likely to occur:

Velociraptors

3-D jumping puzzles in a 2-D environment

Delicious Cake

Moving your mouse around and screwing up your game of solitaire

Attempting to sabotage polling centers with elaborate Goldbergian contraptions

Time travel

Adopting a gruff demeanor but eventually learning an important lesson about friendship

Distributing Blu-ray copies of Can't Stop the Music

Kabuki interpretations of fiscal policy under McCain

Ordering the appetizer sampler but refusing to split the cost

Tying Obama to trestle, twirling moustache

Completely erasing your TiVo

What do you think?