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View Article  AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT OF INTERNATIONAL SIGNIFICANCE:
At 2:30 PM EST today, Morgan Alannah McCarron, weighing in at 7 pounds 13, ounces officially made me an uncle.

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View Article  So, I lost a friend today...
I was never really a fan of little dogs.

Little dogs were yippy. They nip one's fingers. Moreover, you couldn't ...   more »
View Article  David R. Usher or: The Long-term Effects of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
So my friend Monica... In IM she calls herself baobab, which is an African tree. I guess she does this ...   more »
View Article  Contest Results...
Thanks to everyone who voted and helped my friend Jon win the contest!

As soon as he has a scan of his prize I'll post it.
View Article  Assistance needed in Adam Rex contest.
Hey!

Cartoonist Adam Rex (Author of New York Times bestseller Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich is holding a contest. He asked ...   more »
View Article  My Haunted Labor Day!
So I spent my four-day weekend up north on the annual canoe trip. However, this time we went to my ...   more »
View Article  I've officially jumped the shark.
How do I know? Because... Today I created my first LOLCatz image.



Also, I know it's horrible but this one ...   more »
View Article  The learning curve...
I love it. People are dumb.

My day at work...

Customer: I clicked the link you sent me for your ...   more »
View Article  How many times must my heart be broken???
A few years back, when Peter Jackson was still filming King Kong he kept a video diary of production events ...   more »
View Article  How I spent my Saturday...bleeding on everyone...
Forgive the briefness of this entry...

I did this trying to catch a falling pint glass. Got hold just as ...   more »
View Article  Harry Potter and the Mid-Life Crisis
We are amused.

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View Article  My new favorite image
This is the way Fight Club should have been.

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View Article  Harry Potter and the Weeping of the Internet
So I spent a large chunk of my weekend reading the final Harry Potter book. It was pretty ok. I ...   more »
View Article  What The Hell Is Wrong With This Cat?
So my friend Becky got a new kitten a few weeks back. His name is Jackson.

Now, I'm a dog ...   more »
View Article  Waking Up in R'lyeh...
Sorry, kids. I know it's been a while but I've been stupidly busy. Also, stupid. So here's a treat from ...   more »
View Article  More Photoshoppery on the fly...
Today I was reading an article on how the Democrats are looking to fight Bush's plan to add more troops ...   more »
View Article  You Think Your Job Sucks?
In my brief tenure as a recruiter/staffing specialist/guy who finds jobs for people who can barely wipe properly I have
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View Article  unConventional Premiere Wrap-up
Thanks to everyone who braved the weather/deer season/Wednesday blues to come out to Tripper's for the premiere of Unconventional. Your ...   more »
View Article  "Let it Go" Music Video From the Indie Comedy "unConventional"
Check it out!!

The music video for the "Uncoventional" soundtrack single "Let it Go" is here! It'll take a ...   more »
View Article  Three days until the premiere!!! Are you coming or what??
Don't forget! unConventional premieres this Wednesday in Lansing! Here's all the info!!!   more »
View Article  Political insight...
In an online forum I regularly visit, People have been discussing today's elections. In a thread labeled "If you are ...   more »
View Article  Free Licensed Software!
Check out Giveaway of the Day.com! Each day they offer free licensed software. From the site:

Welcome to Giveaway ...   more »
View Article  "Unconventional" Movie Premiere in Lansing!!
You're invited to a badass movie premiere in Lansing on November 15!

As some of you are aware, I've been ...   more »

View Article  Lost Season 3!
That's right, bitches! After a too-long break we finally get to see the Others village.

Set phasers to dork!   more »
View Article  Pics from last weekend's shoot...
Check 'em out!   more »
View Article  Unconventional: The Movie

As some of you are aware, I've been spending my weekends in Lansing for the last few months filming a ...   more »

View Article  The Shocker
Last night over drinks Last night over drinks Jodi, Deanna and I were discussing "The Shocker" (or as astronaut ...   more »
View Article  Holy Moses! McCarron is published again!
For those of you in the know, my short story "Namith's Mission" appeared in Danger City in 2005. This anthology ...   more »
View Article  A brief interlude in which our hero waxes dramatic...
Sorry, faithful Lost e-friends. Between losing my job and finding a new one and then adjusting to that schedule and ...   more »
View Article  The Secrets of ABC's Lost Part IV
See where it all started in The Secret of ABC's Lost Part I! Thrill to the nerdery of The ...   more »
View Article  The Secrets of ABC's Lost Part III.V
See where it all started in The Secret of ABC's Lost Part I! Thrill to the nerdery of The ...   more »
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