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View Article  Danger City Midwest
Yeah, yeah. I have New Lost stuff to put up. I'll do that later. But for now I thought I'd ...   more »
View Article  The Secrets of ABC's Lost
***Spoilers Ahead***

So we've been discussing ABC's return to badassness with Season two of Lost. There's a host of ...   more »
View Article  Joey Devilla vs. Quick Boys: CAGE MATCH!
Tucows evangelist extraordinaire Joey D. seems to have had a run-in with a group of individuals who have, at best, ...   more »
View Article  On Philosophies...
Back in the day I had a buddy who wasn't that experienced with women. As a result we tried exposing ...   more »
View Article  Such a dork.
I was feeling inspired by the new Star Wars movie. When Stacy brought in her husband's cloak I just had ...   more »
View Article  Church sign generator
Yes, yes. I know I have to blog about NY and the Motor City Comic Con....Getting to it. I just ...   more »
View Article  Ha!
Perhaps this administration would do well to listen to Ike?

"Now it is true that I believe this country is ...   more »
View Article  Friday night was bizarre, yo.
So Friday night I was in Lansing just getting ready to head home when I noticed my fuel gauge was ...   more »
View Article  I aM TeH FunEEE
Jesus wept.

Ya know, having been around this big 'ole Internet of ours once or twice you'd think the ...   more »
View Article  That's right, baby.
Danger City is finally available. The book release party in the Big Apple on May 7th and I will so...   more »
View Article  It's over.
Let's get on with the business of the living, shall we?   more »
View Article  Let the woman die...
I was gonna write this huge rant on the subject at hand but moments before logging in i realized: what's ...   more »
View Article  Fog Over Snow
I got a couple of good stories to post but I don't have the time/unlaziness to do so right now. ...   more »
View Article  Fuck the South?
This made me laugh. Maybe something to think about?   more »
View Article  In which a sniglet inspires a fit of stupid Photoshoppery.
The other day i asked Matt if we shouldn't delete a certain page containing some information that may or may ...   more »
View Article  Nelson laughs "HA-ha!" at you, you dumb bastard.
Today is a personal holiday. I'm treating myself to A&W. What happens on trips stays on trips. Fuck you, you ...   more »
View Article  R.I.P. Cati Fabulous
The unthinkable has happened. Cati Fabulous is no more. No more will we read her twinkling prose. No more will we ...   more »
View Article  Ragnarok
And so Bush's new America begins ...   more »
View Article  You motherfuckers.
You deserve what you get.   more »
View Article  My Big Fat C-List Celebrity Wedding
So my buddy Don got married this weekend (he's the one kneeling on the left). Jeffrey D. was on hand ...   more »
View Article  Mandymandymandymandymandymandymandymandy. And then some more Mandy.
My friend Mandy is awesomely supercool!

She can fly!

She has enormous boobies and a ghetto fabulous ass. Shake that ...   more »
View Article  Obstreperous Something-or-Other
It happened.

I crossed one of the few remaining items off of my things-must-to-have-been-done-by-the-time-I-turn-30 list. I had some humdingers on ...   more »
View Article  It's all about putting yourself out there.
I checked my referrers today and I am proud to say that my blog is the number one Google result ...   more »
View Article  Pay attention. I am now going to hit you.
Life is funny. Finding the lesson can be difficult sometimes. But I'm pretty sure it's there.   more »
View Article  Street Fighter vs. Washington D.C.
I saw this picture today:




The first thing I thought of was Ashcroft taking on Guile and Ken. Sonic boom ...   more »

View Article  Dear Photoshop: I think it's love.
I do so love the magic of PhotoShop. It really is the bee's knees. Whether I'm using it clean ...   more »
View Article  I got nothin'.
This has been bothering me. What other kinds of clocks are there??

Today I got to see a guy breaking ...   more »
View Article  Deconstructing Ton Loc's "Funky Cold Medina": An Analytical Perspective of Post-Industrial Revolution Sexual Politics
cold cooling

Here Ton has used the adjective "cold" to emphasize the entirety of his state of relaxation or "cooling". ...   more »
View Article  Der Pig Gig
Harmon wanted something new. I was going to post today anyway. Now I get to post and think up another ...   more »
View Article  Inherited lunacy
So I'm at grandma's the other night. We see my mom pull in the drive and we keep chatting. Chatting, ...   more »
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