My friend Mandy is awesomely supercool!

She can fly!

She has enormous boobies and a ghetto fabulous-ass. Shake that thang!

Sometimes on the weekends she's a high profile fashion photographer! Here she is stealing the spotlight from Minnie Driver! Uh-oh! Looks like someone is wearing the same dress as Mandy! I bet I know a certain designer who's going to get a British bitchslap!!

Here's a pic of me and my good friend Mandy. It's a shame her fiance died in a tragic vibrator accident while on business in Germany. He forgot that their outlets run 220 as opposed to our 110. Their surgeons did what they could, but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face. Damn shame.

Ok that's all I got. I can't find any good pictures to PhotoShop and the ones I did ended up being janky at best. But she asked for a blog about her so I acquiesced.