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View Article  Sniglets. Again. Don't look at me like that.
I've come up with some more sniglets. Here's some of the wittier ones ...

gaylien: a homosexual alien (I have ...   more »
View Article  Ah bin bizzy ...
I'm so mad. This is the second time I had to post this. I lost the first one.

I'm nuts. ...   more »
View Article  This is what Jodi would look like as a hooker.
Yes, some would argue, this is a unecessary redundancy. Especially after you've seen the Leia-like buns she can sport. But ...   more »
View Article  Shut your stupid butt.
Yes I know I've been a horrible slacker. June and July were happenin' months. I don't even recall what ...   more »
View Article  Denouement
Well drama aside I left work yesterday and drove to my apartment complex. My landlord is coming ou of a ...   more »
View Article  We got dumped on y'all...
For anyone who is out of state or was in a coma for the last month, we've gotten a ton ...   more »
View Article  Fanboy
I was the floor manager at a comedy club in Lansing for years. Late last year the guy who had ...   more »
View Article  Well...I went and did it now.
That's right. You heard me.

I watched Disney's Haunted Mansion.



Yeah that was pretty much my reaction too.   more »
View Article  New sniglet...
To be overpowered by a smell, whether good or bad, is to suffer from an odordose.   more »
View Article  Progress...
I watched Amadeus, Patton and North by Northwest last week, bringing my total up to 64. Slowly but surely... I ...   more »
View Article  Them's fightin' words!
Verbal banter is an everyday part of life for me. Even since high school. I hung out with the wittiest ...   more »
View Article  Sniglets
Because I'm a horrible person I actually create sniglets. Yes. I know. Right? At any rate, what fun is ...   more »
View Article  Movies, movies, movies...
I seem to have miscounted.

I thought I had seen nearly 70 of the AFI's Top 100 Films of ...   more »
View Article  T-town
So we can't eat yet because Matt is in a meeting. So hungee. Feed me, daddy.   more »
View Article  Whirlwind engagements
Fun but exhausting weekend. Left work Friday at 4:00 PM to drive to Saginaw to pick up Ryan in Saginaw. ...   more »
View Article  Cinematographic avatars
I've only "seen" myself in an on-screen character three times in my life. Is that more or less than normal? ...   more »
View Article  Verbal Quickdraw
Jeffrey D and I had a rousing chat today. I thought I'd share.

JonMcCarron: had sushi last night. a Flint ...   more »
View Article  Melow D.
This is a test, Mel. If you see this, post a response and win a prize!
View Article  Solar circumnavigation
It's my brithday. I didn't die for a whole year. Whoopty-doo.
View Article  Idiosyncratic speechifications
I was bored so I made a list of the top five things you'll hear from people around the office. ...   more »
View Article  Of zombies and ninjas...
I was asked by one of the guys over at Skitz TV to submit any sketch ideas I might have. ...   more »
View Article  My Blockbuster guy wishes he was on commission
So because I don't have cable that justfies me speding millions of dollars each month to rent movies, right? Beware: ...   more »
View Article  Where I went
It's true!


create your own visited country map
create your own visited states map or write about it on the open travel guide

View Article  The Monster rule
A less popular concept than the FL rule is the Monster rule.  Simply add the word monster as a suffix ...   more »
View Article  The FL rule
To make conversations more enjoyable, try dropping the initial consanants of a person's name and replacing them with "Fl".  Not ...   more »
View Article  Jodifabulous twisting in the wind.
This is a revoltuion of the mind
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