So I'm at grandma's the other night. We see my mom pull in the drive and we keep chatting. Chatting, chatting, chatting. Suddenly we realize she parked fifteen minutes ago and still hasn't come in. I figure shes gone next door to my uncle's. On my way out anyway, I go over and sure enough there she is talking to Jeff.
I walk in the room and say "Mrs. McCarron? There you are!" I turn to Jeffs wife "The poor dear gets confused and wanders off some times."
Mom looks at me and in a shrill voice shouts "I WANT MY PUDDING!" Aunt and uncle bust up.
I say "Yes, Mrs. McCarron we'll get you some pudding when we get back."
Mom yells "I MEAN IT! THERE'LL BE NONE OF THAT FUNNY BUSINESS LATER IF I DONT GET MY PUDDING!!"

My parents crack my shit up.