So my buddy Don got married this weekend (he's the one kneeling on the left). Jeffrey D. was on hand ...   more »

My friend Mandy is awesomely supercool!

She can fly!

She has enormous boobies and a ghetto fabulous ass. Shake that ...   more »

It happened.

I crossed one of the few remaining items off of my things-must-to-have-been-done-by-the-time-I-turn-30 list. I had some humdingers on ...   more »

I checked my referrers today and I am proud to say that my blog is the number one Google result ...   more »

Life is funny. Finding the lesson can be difficult sometimes. But I'm pretty sure it's there.   more »

I saw this picture today:

The first thing I thought of was Ashcroft taking on Guile and Ken. Sonic boom ...   more »

I do so love the magic of PhotoShop. It really is the bee's knees. Whether I'm using it clean ...   more »

This has been bothering me. What other kinds of clocks are there??

Today I got to see a guy breaking ...   more »

cold cooling

Here Ton has used the adjective "cold" to emphasize the entirety of his state of relaxation or "cooling". ...   more »

Harmon wanted something new. I was going to post today anyway. Now I get to post and think up another ...   more »

So I'm at grandma's the other night. We see my mom pull in the drive and we keep chatting. Chatting, ...   more »

I've come up with some more sniglets. Here's some of the wittier ones ...

gaylien: a homosexual alien (I have ...   more »

I'm so mad. This is the second time I had to post this. I lost the first one.

I'm nuts. ...   more »

Yes, some would argue, this is a unecessary redundancy. Especially after you've seen the Leia-like buns she can sport. But ...   more »

Yes I know I've been a horrible slacker. June and July were happenin' months. I don't even recall what ...   more »

Well drama aside I left work yesterday and drove to my apartment complex. My landlord is coming ou of a ...   more »

For anyone who is out of state or was in a coma for the last month, we've gotten a ton ...   more »

I was the floor manager at a comedy club in Lansing for years. Late last year the guy who had ...   more »

That's right. You heard me.

I watched Disney's Haunted Mansion.



Yeah that was pretty much my reaction too.   more »

To be overpowered by a smell, whether good or bad, is to suffer from an odordose.   more »

I watched Amadeus, Patton and North by Northwest last week, bringing my total up to 64. Slowly but surely... I ...   more »

Verbal banter is an everyday part of life for me. Even since high school. I hung out with the wittiest ...   more »

Because I'm a horrible person I actually create sniglets. Yes. I know. Right? At any rate, what fun is ...   more »

I seem to have miscounted.

I thought I had seen nearly 70 of the AFI's Top 100 Films of ...   more »

So we can't eat yet because Matt is in a meeting. So hungee. Feed me, daddy.   more »

Fun but exhausting weekend. Left work Friday at 4:00 PM to drive to Saginaw to pick up Ryan in Saginaw. ...   more »

I've only "seen" myself in an on-screen character three times in my life. Is that more or less than normal? ...   more »

Jeffrey D and I had a rousing chat today. I thought I'd share.

JonMcCarron: had sushi last night. a Flint ...   more »

This is a test, Mel. If you see this, post a response and win a prize!

It's my brithday. I didn't die for a whole year. Whoopty-doo.

I was bored so I made a list of the top five things you'll hear from people around the office. ...   more »

I was asked by one of the guys over at Skitz TV to submit any sketch ideas I might have. ...   more »