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View Article  Zombie Friday!
Let's kick off zombie Friday with my new favorite zombie joke:

Two zombies and a human go into a bar.    more »
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Zombie Friday is a bit somber this week, as Michael Jackson is dead.   more »
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Q: What's black and white and red all over?   more »
View Article  Having lunch on Kitchen Nightmares
Last season Kitchen Nightmares profiled Giueseppi's Trattoria and between the family's story and the proximity my girl and I decided ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Seven days and seven nights without zombies makes one week.   more »
View Article  Cleaning out my pictures
A buddy's mom's liquor store went under. In the processes of liquidating, she sold another friend of mine some beer ...   more »
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Here we are six months into Zombie Friday... I bet you never thought you'd see the day   more »
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It's been a hard week and I know what you're thinking... TGIZF!   more »
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Huzzah! Zombies! Fridays! They go together like curry and rice noodles, no? Such a bounty we have this week. It makes one giddy!   more »
View Article  Deconstructing Twilight: Part 1
Some time last year I got into an argument with Irish Girl about the Twilight series. This argument went on for months and continued until a few weeks ago. I railed against it calling it sub-par garbage teenybopper emo romance nonsense that some adult women had a disturbing attachment to.

I stand by my comments.    more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
If you recall, last week we explored the story of David, Drew and some dumb bitch named Char lein.

It's was a bad zombie story.

Poorly written.    more »
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Happy 20th Zombie Friday! Wheeeee!   more »
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Time flies when you have to compile zombie media for a once a week extravaganza, lemme tell ya! Thanks to IrishGirl for the links! Into the fray we go!   more »
View Article  My New Haircut
As you can see, I have nothing to hide.
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View Article  Zombie Friday!
This week's episode of Zombie Friday is brought to you by the letters K, E and IrishGirl! Thanks, IrishGirl!

Fast ...   more »
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It comes....!

Lumbering out of the west....!   more »
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After the rousing success of last week's zombie cake entry, I decided to look into other zombie related foods.   more »
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As we embark upon our 15th edition of Zombie Friday it occurs to me that we all might be a bit peckish for something other than brains.   more »
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Once again the wheel turns 'round to Zombie Friday. And unlike last week, I'm totally on the stick, man. It ...   more »
View Article  The Secrets of ABC's Lost Part X
It's been quite a while since I posted in this vein, but I saw something today that made me smile ...   more »
View Article  Random Bits
Just a few things floating in my head today...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Holy rotting brains! It's Zombie Friday again!   more »
View Article  Hey You!
Go vote for photo #5 before 3/20/09. You don't even need to sign up for an account or nothing.

Zombies ...   more »
View Article  Arby's Roastburgers
As I have previously revealed, I have what can be at best described as a tenuous relationship with Arby's®...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Sorry for the lack of undeadiness last week, gang. I literally had a dozen videos lined up and then the ...   more »
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You again? Awesome. Did you bring the white phosphorus and amyl nitrate? Sweet. Tomorrow's gonna be the best and least ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Holy crap! Can you believe it's already been ten weeks of Zombie Friday? Ten awesome Fridays filled with the best ...   more »
View Article  Mid-Michigan's Best Burger: Final Results
Love me some Googlejuice.

First, the good news is that this blog is now the number one Google result for ...   more »
View Article  Yay for Google Rankings!
I just discovered that this blog is the eight Google result for "crayola doesn't make a color". That's pretty ...   more »
View Article  Zombie Friday!
Zombie Friday wheel around yet again and this time it's most apropos. The re-make of Friday the 13th hits ...   more »
View Article  Mid-Michigan's Best Burger: Final Round
(As chronicled here, there's currently a contest/promotion for the best burger in mid-Michigan)

Thanks for the help, guys! The ...   more »
View Article  Epicurean Roadhead
I have a new favorite thing.

I stumbled across ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com today and it's a joy to behold. Acting partly as ...   more »
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