Let's kick off zombie Friday with my new favorite zombie joke:

Two zombies and a human go into a bar.    more »

Zombie Friday is a bit somber this week, as Michael Jackson is dead.   more »

Q: What's black and white and red all over?   more »

Last season Kitchen Nightmares profiled Giueseppi's Trattoria and between the family's story and the proximity my girl and I decided ...   more »

Seven days and seven nights without zombies makes one week.   more »

A buddy's mom's liquor store went under. In the processes of liquidating, she sold another friend of mine some beer ...   more »

Here we are six months into Zombie Friday... I bet you never thought you'd see the day   more »

It's been a hard week and I know what you're thinking... TGIZF!   more »

Huzzah! Zombies! Fridays! They go together like curry and rice noodles, no? Such a bounty we have this week. It makes one giddy!   more »

Some time last year I got into an argument with Irish Girl about the Twilight series. This argument went on for months and continued until a few weeks ago. I railed against it calling it sub-par garbage teenybopper emo romance nonsense that some adult women had a disturbing attachment to.

I stand by my comments.    more »

If you recall, last week we explored the story of David, Drew and some dumb bitch named Char lein.

It's was a bad zombie story.

Poorly written.    more »

Happy 20^th Zombie Friday! Wheeeee!   more »

Time flies when you have to compile zombie media for a once a week extravaganza, lemme tell ya! Thanks to IrishGirl for the links! Into the fray we go!   more »

As you can see, I have nothing to hide.
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This week's episode of Zombie Friday is brought to you by the letters K, E and IrishGirl! Thanks, IrishGirl!

Fast ...   more »

It comes....!

Lumbering out of the west....!   more »

After the rousing success of last week's zombie cake entry, I decided to look into other zombie related foods.   more »

As we embark upon our 15^th edition of Zombie Friday it occurs to me that we all might be a bit peckish for something other than brains.   more »

Once again the wheel turns 'round to Zombie Friday. And unlike last week, I'm totally on the stick, man. It ...   more »

It's been quite a while since I posted in this vein, but I saw something today that made me smile ...   more »

Just a few things floating in my head today...   more »

Holy rotting brains! It's Zombie Friday again!   more »

Go vote for photo #5 before 3/20/09. You don't even need to sign up for an account or nothing.

Zombies ...   more »

As I have previously revealed, I have what can be at best described as a tenuous relationship with Arby's^®...   more »

Sorry for the lack of undeadiness last week, gang. I literally had a dozen videos lined up and then the ...   more »

You again? Awesome. Did you bring the white phosphorus and amyl nitrate? Sweet. Tomorrow's gonna be the best and least ...   more »

Holy crap! Can you believe it's already been ten weeks of Zombie Friday? Ten awesome Fridays filled with the best ...   more »

Love me some Googlejuice.

First, the good news is that this blog is now the number one Google result for ...   more »

I just discovered that this blog is the eight Google result for "crayola doesn't make a color". That's pretty ...   more »

Zombie Friday wheel around yet again and this time it's most apropos. The re-make of Friday the 13^th hits ...   more »

(As chronicled here, there's currently a contest/promotion for the best burger in mid-Michigan)

Thanks for the help, guys! The ...   more »

I have a new favorite thing.

I stumbled across ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com today and it's a joy to behold. Acting partly as ...   more »